As I am sure most of you know or have figured out, I am a coffee addict. Okay, so that's a bit of an understatement. I am not just an addict. I am the coffee addict that starts to shake and twitch if I go for even a few hours without my java. But it goes beyond that; you see, I used to work at Starbucks. And you can bet that I use the super-barista powers I obtained during my three month Starbucks employment to my advantage. Occasionally I swoop in and help someone order (don't worry, I only talk to people I actually know).
This past year I lived in a suite-style dorm; each suite had four rooms, a commons room, and a bathroom. Bestie coined the term "suities" for the girls other than one's roomie living in one's suite. I loved all of my suite-mates (which is kind of epically miraculous since I typically don't like girls at all), but Hannah was definitely my favorite. She is quite possibly the most flabbergastingly hilarious person I have ever met. She also has a bit of an issue ordering at Starbucks. It's really quite amusing watching her stand in line, a look of confused exertion on her face, trying to figure out what she wants to order. Somewhere around midterm time during our first semester, I started helping her out.
Me: Okay, do you want coffee or tea?
Hannah: Coffee. Definitely coffee.
Hot or cold? And if cold, do you want it iced or blended?
Uhm...hot?
Chocolate or no?
Definitely chocolate. But I don't want just a plain mocha...
...and so on and so forth. It wasn't till the last month or so of this past semester that she found out I used to work at a Starbucks. She had a near-eureka moment when she found out. Anyways, a couple of days ago she messaged me on a very popular social networking website.
I NEED YOU
whaaaa?
I'm going to Starbucks and I don't know what to get :)
lol I'm totally at starbucks right now. coffee or tea?
Well here's the scenario. It's in the 80s, humid. I'm going to start reading the LAST harry potter book at Starbucks. From there, I'"m going to my school for a fair with animals and all that jazz.
Okay, you want something iced, with lots of caffeine. But sneaky caffeine. Do you want it super sweet?
OF COURSE.
I would get a venti iced white mocha with an extra shot of espresso and a shot of toffee nut. It will make you have not-[insert private school name] appropriate feelings for Starbucks and whoever makes your drink for you.
bahaha why?
Because it is orgasmic. like I don't even like white mocha but I LOVE this drink. It is the shiznit, the bombdiggity, the bee's knees...
I love Hannah and her quirkiness.
This past year I lived in a suite-style dorm; each suite had four rooms, a commons room, and a bathroom. Bestie coined the term "suities" for the girls other than one's roomie living in one's suite. I loved all of my suite-mates (which is kind of epically miraculous since I typically don't like girls at all), but Hannah was definitely my favorite. She is quite possibly the most flabbergastingly hilarious person I have ever met. She also has a bit of an issue ordering at Starbucks. It's really quite amusing watching her stand in line, a look of confused exertion on her face, trying to figure out what she wants to order. Somewhere around midterm time during our first semester, I started helping her out.
Me: Okay, do you want coffee or tea?
Hannah: Coffee. Definitely coffee.
Hot or cold? And if cold, do you want it iced or blended?
Uhm...hot?
Chocolate or no?
Definitely chocolate. But I don't want just a plain mocha...
...and so on and so forth. It wasn't till the last month or so of this past semester that she found out I used to work at a Starbucks. She had a near-eureka moment when she found out. Anyways, a couple of days ago she messaged me on a very popular social networking website.
I NEED YOU
whaaaa?
I'm going to Starbucks and I don't know what to get :)
lol I'm totally at starbucks right now. coffee or tea?
Well here's the scenario. It's in the 80s, humid. I'm going to start reading the LAST harry potter book at Starbucks. From there, I'"m going to my school for a fair with animals and all that jazz.
Okay, you want something iced, with lots of caffeine. But sneaky caffeine. Do you want it super sweet?
OF COURSE.
I would get a venti iced white mocha with an extra shot of espresso and a shot of toffee nut. It will make you have not-[insert private school name] appropriate feelings for Starbucks and whoever makes your drink for you.
bahaha why?
Because it is orgasmic. like I don't even like white mocha but I LOVE this drink. It is the shiznit, the bombdiggity, the bee's knees...
I love Hannah and her quirkiness.
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