Reeeeally? You're joking, right?

So the other night I was driving home, taking my favorite out of the way route, when I passed two fine establishments right off the highway. The first, Spry Funeral Home, I had to think about. I thought, Surely they knew what they were doing. Surely they know how strange this is. I don't know why anyone would dub a funeral home spry. It's probably a family name, but personally if I had that particular last name and I was trying to name my funeral home, I would change my name. Or ditch the family name-d funeral home idea altogether. The second business was a bail-bonding place that advertised a free t shirt with every bail. I can't figure out why I think this is hilarious.

On a completely different note, the word of the day today is vertiginous, which is an adjective meaning "causing dizziness." Awesome word.