They're jewelry for the face (Dr. Prill- the lady)

My Hand

"Artists can't help but do what they love- painters can't help but draw, poets can't help but write."


DON'T QUOTE ME. They feed after each other's llama-ness. Curtain-climbers. Crib-midgets. Rug-rats. Haterific. Schtick (Yiddish). Your soul is the one thing you can't compromise. Crankbucket. Our towers are in sync! Can we not get into coffee semantics tonight, please? I am going to need you to umbrella me back to our dorm.

A mixture of words, quotes, and phrases covering my hand... there are a few already washed away that are not in this lovely list, but I think this gets the point across.

Happy Humpday

I really hate that term- it brings to mind things better left locked away- but today it was the last thing I heard from my German professor, and I was at a loss for a witty post title. So there you go.

Anywho (love this word- though I can't for the life of me remember when I started using it), on this gloriously weird day I made up (or at least I hope I did) a new word, and I heard a new twist on an old phrase:

evility: the quality or state of being evil

"He didn't really sweep me off my feet- he just picked me up and ran away." (much thanks to a dear friend for this little gem)

AND, as if these were not enough to satisfy my nerdiness, earlier this week I discovered that pedestrian can be used to describe something as being commonplace. Strange, no? 

Written by a dear friend of mine...

A bold coyote demands everything fried green. His ignorant judgment kills lambs making nothing of pineapples. Queen Rachel says that usually vexed wizards Xerox your zebras.

-Jared McCoy